misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

fileformat:

the way she wine..

fileformat:

the way she wine..

officialburger:

im not like other teenagers, im 51

cute-overload:

It’s his first time having to wear a cone

cute-overload:

It’s his first time having to wear a cone

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

gofatyourself:

The only form of Shitspeare I would care to read

gofatyourself:

The only form of Shitspeare I would care to read

striderdaves:

teenagebillionaire:

Drake’s probably still in that chair

for a sec i thought this meant the wheelchair from degrassi

Rihanna - Diamonds (Acoustic)
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reverseracist:

shaylarosay:

 Rihanna - Diamonds (Acoustic)

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handsdown the best version of diamonds ever yep nothing compares

Wow. I didn’t know she could actually sing.

"billy goat from Barbados" my ass 

breakfastburritoe:

*drinks water to avoid talking*

screamingbiscuits:

Dammit, every time

screamingbiscuits:

Dammit, every time

netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

itsdrickibytch:

stability:

Those are some hot buns

My Anaconda Don’t

itsdrickibytch:

stability:

Those are some hot buns

My Anaconda Don’t